How delightful to wake up in the morning have coffee and switch on my PC only to find an Email with a subject line "Surprise! (1) New XPS M1530 Laptop Free". Furthermore it states "You have been chosen to receive a FREE XPS LAPTOP!!

Lucky me, I could really use this and I have never won a big prize before. They give the specs: LCD Screen, Intel Core 2 Duo 2X, light weight, heavy duty. Then they ask you to select the color of the laptop you have just been awarded, pink, blue, red or black. Blue sounds just great to me. You'll never find me carrying around a pink or red laptop, too feminine. Even better it will be shipped to me free via FedEx Ground. It is even signed by the Laptop Giveaway Manager. Wahoo!!!